NEW! Killing Christmas - Signed Paperback (PREORDER)
$25.00
This book is available for PREORDER. I expect to start shipping the first orders mid-May.
25 dollars includes a signature and FREE SHIPPING!
Santa is in danger.
This book is formatted and beautifully illustrated like a children's book, but it is DEFINITELY NOT FOR KIDS!
I wrote a silly little poem back in the early 2000's and now, nearly 20 years later, the words have been brought to life through an artist only known as "She Who Shall Not Be Named."
Printed on premium color paper, this 79 page book is one you'll want to revisit every holiday season. Break it out after the kiddos and other sensitive family members go to bed. Gather your fellow sickos and freaks and read it aloud!